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The Church of St Bartholomew is a Roman Catholic Parish church in the village of Għargħur, Malta.
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Doryteuthis gahi, also known as Loligo, the Patagonian longfin squid and Patagonian squid, is a small-sized squid belonging to the family Loliginidae. It occurs in coastal waters in the southeastern Pacific Ocean and the southwestern Atlantic Ocean where it is caught and eaten for food.
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