{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}
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Parasyrphus punctulatus is a Palearctic species of hoverfly.
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Sarpong Siriboe Boateng, also known by the stage name Joey the Jerk and formerly Joey Lawrence and Joey's Dream, is an American Christian hip hop musician. He has released two studio albums, Average Joe in 2003, and, Catch Me if You Can in 2015. He began his career as a founding member of the acclaimed Christian hip hop collective LA Symphony.
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