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{"type":"standard","title":"Nemegt Formation","displaytitle":"Nemegt Formation","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3077414","titles":{"canonical":"Nemegt_Formation","normalized":"Nemegt Formation","display":"Nemegt Formation"},"pageid":5676344,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/85/Avimimus_excavation.jpg/330px-Avimimus_excavation.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/85/Avimimus_excavation.jpg","width":1392,"height":926},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1274944318","tid":"233381cb-e767-11ef-91e7-fa81332b8e18","timestamp":"2025-02-10T04:26:03Z","description":"Geological formation in Mongolia","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":43.5,"lon":101},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nemegt_Formation","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nemegt_Formation?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nemegt_Formation?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Nemegt_Formation"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nemegt_Formation","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Nemegt_Formation","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nemegt_Formation?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Nemegt_Formation"}},"extract":"The Nemegt Formation is a geological formation in the Gobi Desert of Mongolia, dating to the Late Cretaceous. The formation consists of river channel sediments and contains fossils of fish, turtles, crocodilians, and a diverse fauna of dinosaurs, including birds.","extract_html":"
The Nemegt Formation is a geological formation in the Gobi Desert of Mongolia, dating to the Late Cretaceous. The formation consists of river channel sediments and contains fossils of fish, turtles, crocodilians, and a diverse fauna of dinosaurs, including birds.
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